Here I am, Ladies!!

Hi fans, it's me Jose. Well, the time has come to tell you fans the unvarnished truth about why you have not seen posts from me lately. It turns out that a certain goody-two-shoes third baseman, insanely jealous of my sucess, working in cahoots with a certain bitter ex-broadcaster, have hacked into my site and erased my postings for the last few weeks. Luckily Ralph Kiner tipped me off to their scheme, and showed me a few webmaster tricks last night over boneless wings at Ground Round. So my site is back in business! Look for fresh posts soon...