Monday, April 24, 2006

04/22/06 vs. San Diego

Hey fans, tonight I got my average up to .111, same as Pedro's!! Then their 2nd baseman or some shit throws the ball away and I had to run to second base. No problem, you say? Well since I wasn't planning any baserunning, and I'm still not wearing any underwear for good luck, it was a pretty painful situation. Don't worry fans, now I am applying a soothing balm.

5 Comments:

At 6:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, this site is hilarious. please continue to update all year--i'm going to look forward to checking this site after game this piece of shit gets an at bat.

 
At 8:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say, Jose, maybe a change will do you some good. Shea's kind of a tough park and you really don't want that lifetime batting average of .241 to get any lower...

^_^

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

great job getting on base last night. who cares if it was an error? that half swing chopper totally got into their heads.

btw, nice to see that your manager has a blog too

http://willietime.blogspot.com/

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger Wild Duck of CT said...

Jose, how about a picture in a Mets hat, you know before you get released? Seriously, dude this site is a riot. Keep up the good work (if not on the field, then in this blog).

 
At 3:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has been the most entertaining site yet.Keep up the good work..EXCELLENT

 

Post a Comment

<< Home